captainsisko:

im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid

(Source: parmachkai, via un-touchable-love)


bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via easca-peasca)



(via vans-and-spraytans)


turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle, via santasloth)


(Source: iamtherabbitmancer, via perfectly---flawed)


kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy, via perfectly---flawed)



mihrstears:

send this to your crush. just. just do it

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via maybewest)



boxsetsxbrevkdowns:

Straight iced a motherfucker.

(Source: aisforarthur, via forshrewsbury)


kevin-has-heart:

This is the most inspirational quote I’ve ever read.

kevin-has-heart:

This is the most inspirational quote I’ve ever read.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via forshrewsbury)


(Source: pastel-whorehouse, via wasted-childhood)