im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing
send this to your crush. just. just do it
Straight iced a motherfucker.
This is the most inspirational quote I’ve ever read.